WE BUILD A MOUSTROSITY
Part One: The Idea is Negotiated
by Lew Clamyan
Dear Conscious Mind,
Please develop a plan for a very simple boat
that we can use to test some of our pet theories and also use
as a vehicle for bonding with one or both of our kids. It would
be nice if we could do this on the road someplace, possibly with
our son during the week when our daughter is away with her mother
at karate camp.
The Subconscious Mind
Dear Subconscious Mind,
Regarding yours of the eighth instant,
I think that you’ve proposed a viable concept. My initial
reaction is that such a boat could be developed.
Would you consider a 2-sheet long
Mouse variant, able to carry two crew? I propose to “stretch”
a few Mouse hulls in software and see what we get. Just stretching
them from 8’ to 16’ should tell us a great deal about
the viability of this approach.
Also, I’ll have to see if
there are any campgrounds near our destination, because I can’t
think of anyplace else to do a ‘field build’ and besides,
the kid likes camping.
Please let me know how you react
to this approach, and in the meantime I plan to explore the possibilities.
Thanks for a great idea!
The Conscious Mind
Dear Conscious Mind,
A 16’ Mouse, or more
correctly Rat, sounds good in principle, but do try for the simplest
one you can. Less pieces = less work = less mistakes, and mistakes
are hard to fix in the field. Call me a worrywart, but better
safe than sorry.
A two-person boat will meet
the bonding goal far better than a pair of one-person Mice. A
three-person version might be too ambitious at this time. Again,
perhaps I am being overcautious, but I see that as one of my roles.
Remember our Least Cuts Boats idea?
Maybe a flat-skinny can be done least-cuts?
Yeah, now that you mention
it, LCB sounds good – Dave Beede and T. Lee went further
with it than we ever did; perhaps their work contains clues? Also
curved cuts are harder to loft than straight cuts, plus for straight
square cuts that run the length of the material you can get the
guy in the store to just zip them off on the big saw in the shop,
costs what? Half a buck a cut? Practically a kit.
Subconscious Mind wrote:
> can get the guy in the store to just zip them
off on the big saw in
> the shop, costs what? Half a buck a cut? Practically a kit.
LOL! Don’t even need decks – what about
Conscious Mind wrote:
> what about lumber transoms?
Cool – bulkheads too maybe, cut to same
width as bottom panels. Can you do a paddle from the scrap? I
Might even omit the aft curved cuts, leave the
skegs/fins/whatevers. Superego suggested this on another list.
Harder to turn the boat, but the build goes quicker.
Do you have an address for Superego? Was that from
experience or just talk? Either way, it makes some kind of sense.
C, no addr 4 Super, sry –
S – ok no prob re Sup, 2nite
I will draw plans, BOM
Righteous, Con-man. CU 2nite.
Peace out – Sub-C
Sub, see attached… -C