  
              It is over 18 years since three plywood-hulled RC one metre model  schooners designed and built by an Australian-born  turned patriotic Kiwi  known as the `Plywood King’, John Alfred  Spencer were jointly launched on the sea waters of a bay on the other side of  Okiato in Northland, New Zealand. The photograph taken by the writer shows, Fijipsy  Jack, Fiji Magic and the prototype Fiji  Fun coming into the shallows in close formation on 8th January  1993 after a maiden sail. 
              Spencer had closed his yacht building operation in Browns Bay  on Auckland’s North  Shore in the North Island,  and had retired after many years of designing and building a host of successful  keel boats. They  had included, the  Sydney to Hobart line honours winner Buccaneer and Infidel which after having been sold to an American became Ragtime and had gone on to a successful  racing career in ocean racing and a legend in the Transpac races to Hawaii. 
              Spencer had also designed and built the Javelin boats   and  other Spencer cruising yachts of varying sizes  and had been aboard Buccaneer (and it  is said had been `inside the bow of her hull’, fingers crossed while watching  the plywood timber taking a pounding as the boat raced up the Derwent on a  reach into Hobart in Tasmania). 
              Upon retirement where he ran away from everybody and built a  house up on the hill at Okiato, the late Fred Martin got John interested in  model yachts, and the writer having in his employment with the Fiji Islands  National Tourist Office agreed to sponsor the first ever National Regatta for  the One Metre yachts, established contact with him by mail. 
               A close liason developed leading up to the yacht designer  being convinced by me that he should develop and build in his workshop at his  house, a one metre in length model schooner that I (and others) would be  interested in for non-competitive fun sailing which later became known as `windling!’ 
                
                             Together they sailed  after launching.               
              
                
                  
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                  Sailing at Onepoto 
                  left - `Goose winging’ on    launch day  | 
                 
               
               
              
                
                   
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                  Designer/Builder    John Spencer with first two schooners
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              After much correspondence between us (John in large longhand  – he never used a computer, even submitted all his monthly columns to Boating New Zealand that way)), and  about three months, John had built not one but three schooners, two using his  double chine Why Not one metre hull  design, the third using his Merry Hell hull. 
               Things as I remember, moved pretty quickly from there on and  Spencer had no plans but within weeks had produced a five sheet rough but  accurate set that showed everything,
                hulls and deck, rudder, keel, and most important, the unique  cat-rigged and unstayed mats drawings for the medium rig. I went out and spent  my own money and had fifty sets photocopied for in the region of four hundred  and seventy New Zealand  dollars which were then given away to people who were genuinely interested in  building them.               
                
                Fijipsy Jack in Auckland – photo  by Richard Plinston 
              John and I found that Chris Jackson, then editor of Marine Modelling International in the UK who was a  friend of mine asked if he could add the boat to the Traplet Plans Service, and  he made an arrangement with an engineer mate called Henry Farley to produce a  professionally done set of plans. The writer was going on leave to Britain, met  Farley and viewed the fire-red in colour FM schooner he had built at his home. 
Marine Modelling  International launched the plan over three consecutive issues (May, June  and July 1994) and in 2008 Fijipsy Jack was  featured on the cover and over two pages within the November issue. All the  photos were in colour and the cover was a wonderful shot by New Zealander,  Richard Plinston. 
              That I am aware of, FM schooners were built in several parts  of New Zealand, one that I  am aware of in Falmouth Cornwall, England (by my friend, Ken Impey), one in Victoria, Australia  by Barry Gibson,  one in Japan another in  Malaysia.  There may well be a few in Britain but I am not party to that information, but  I have a belief that sales of the FM schooner plan by Traplet never achieved  great popularity. 
                
                When she became a  Cover Girl               
              
                
                   
                    Deck detail added  
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                  Barry    Gibson of Australia was one of the first to order plans – he built FM    schooner Eric 
                  left: Jim    Watson of Wellington, NZ with his Fijimminy Cricket  | 
                 
               
                
              The first one in  Japan, Shiomi San              with his colourful Fiji  Flying Fish 
                
                Bear with me, I just  gotta show you mine! 
              One reason I believe is the lack of both Spencer and Farley  plans to present the boat in scale fun sailing guise, in other words to show  the model with a modicum even of deck detail as a cruising schooner. I tried to  suggest that a simple layout of a deckhouse, stowed dinghy and a hatch (all  easily built and installed by most shipmodellers) would have added to the  appeal, since the schooner was not a racing boat and therefore the flat ironing  board deck was too bare and lacked `interest’ and appeal. There is an old  saying ` `neither fish nor fowl’ and a couple of years after I got my prototype  FM schooner I `customised’ Fijipsy Jack to  become what I saw as being an interesting boat attracting attention whenever  she is sailed with our Ancient Mariners. 
              There appears to be renewed interest, this time in America  and I am looking forward to when I receive photos of a new one to be built by  John Davis, Editor of the AMYA magazine, Model  Yachting. 
              Schooners are on the crest of a wave of renewed interest,  and the enthusiasm will drift down to model yachts as schooners. With the FM  plan still available, don’t wait until it is withdrawn and all you are able to  then say is “I remember when plans of that schooner were available!”  (How does that saying go.  Should have, Could have, Would have  or something like that?)               
               
                
              Stardate April 14th 2011 -  Onepoto pond, Northcote, Auckland, New  Zealand, I enjoyed what was perhaps the most beautiful ninety minutes of  sailing ever with Fijipsy Jack, up  and down the length of the pond as she barreled along on the flat water in  medium breezes, her sails catching the wind and taking her along quickly and  gracefully.  I am penning these one  hundred (and a bit) words on this same day, and if I never had another  opportunity to sail her again, this is the hour and a half sail that I would  choose to remember above all others while `remembering’ was possible.               
                
                
                Helter skelter, hurry  scurry – the Lauren & Rachel 
              Neville Wade specialized in the building and sailing of  really beautiful square-rigged sailing ship models. His latest, the Lauren & Rachel is a five masted  barque based on the Potasi of the  Flying P line, a German sailing ship line involved in transport. The real  boat’s route of operation was between Germany  and Chile and she was built  to withstand the seas and winds of Cape Horn. Potosi’s first four masts  were square-rigged, the fifth with fore and aft sails. 
                
                Heading for Cape Horn  perhaps?               
              
                
                   
                    Lauren & Rachel gathers    momentum.  | 
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              Built in 1/116 scale the length of the model (bowsprit end  to the stern rail) is 1,070mm, her bean 120mm and the model carries a removable  keel weight of 2.07 kg. She will sail happily in winds up to 15mph.               
               
                
              From schooners and German master-modeller’s ship building  to the rather `specialist’ subject of wine. I  am not into pretending that I know a damn thing about wine, other than I either  like a wine or I don’t. The world of pretense gobble-de-gook where one waxes  lyrical about wines being   `perky little   numbers with charming hints of seduction  freely dispensed with every sip’ (and all that stuff) is not for me and I leave  that world to those engaged in fancy wine talk for the purpose of impressing  others.  
              No, this item is about wine labels, two in particular from  Goldsmith in New Zealand.  These are indeed lovely labels, and having tried the Pinot Noir at a family  function, I can only say that this was a wine that was as `refreshing as a  spray on the lips of waves off the incoming tide’ (post desalinisation of  course!)  I should just say that I liked  it (which I did), the label having `deliciously tickled my design buds prior to  the actual sampling. My photographer son took the excellent photographs.               
                
                              
              I am actually so inspired that I have decided to go into wine-making  myself. My introductory wine is going to be a red made from  supermarket-purchased grapes from which I have deftly removed the pips - (I  won’t go into the methodology of that 
                process!)  to be  marketed as Tall Beachcomber.  I am so thrifty I have refused approaches  from advertising and design companies, even taken the photograph of my own  shadow on a Fiji  beach for the label. My darling wife doesn’t yet know that the family room is  to be taken over for the winery! (Well it is adjoining the kitchen and I need  the use of the sink!) She will warm to the idea in time.               
               
  
              No thank you, I don’t fancy a swim with a mermaid and I  don’t want to be a `mermale’ or a `merman’ either. Somebody starts a crazy fad  in fun and the next thing that happens is that the internet goes totally  bananas  with dozens if not hundreds of  sites all set to take advantage and absolutely cream customers with ridiculously  priced products that (the sites say) will transform them into what they are not  or can ever be via the medium of fancy dress.If being an underwater reptile  more appeals to you, they can deck you out instead so that you can become a  cross between a crocadorious and a pincer-snapping crabavarian and if you can  hold your breath for a long time underwater, who knows, a mermaid may appear and  you can pinch her on her cheeks as she swimmeth by.  Nobody will even know (unless she doth  protest!) 
               
                
                
              Alexander von  Humboldt 
The Alexander von  Humboldt is a German ship built in 1906 as Reserve Sonderburg. Retired in 1986 and after conversion to a  barque in 1988 she went into second service as a sail-training vessel  familiarly known as the `Alex’  Alexander von Humboldt was a German  naturalist and explorer born 1769 in Berlin. 
                
                Hull hidden in a  trough, the `Alex’’ at sea 
              Operated by a German sail-training organization DSST, she carries  25 crew and 35 trainees. She has a sail area of 1,35.6m and her sails are all  green in colour. 
 The ship’s owners have built a new sail-training  ship, Alexander  von Humboldt II which will be the first new sail-training vessel in Germany  since 1958, and the new ship is to be delivered at the end of September this  year. 
                
              The best I could  find, the best  they could do 
A grouse about Graupner the German model kitset and ready to sail manufacturers while on this  subject. The company introduced way back in 2007 I am told, quite a decent  looking ARTR (which stands for Almost ready to run) 1,350mm long model of the  current Alexander von Humboldt.  Would you believe it if I told you that try as  I did to contact Graupner in Germany  I  was never successful, and the only image I could obtain of one of the models on  the water was the rather cruddy, half-blurred and far too small photograph  shown above which does the model no justice whatsoever!  On the flip side, Mr Albert Bote of the  company operating the vessels could not have been more helpful with granting  authority to use the other photos of the real ship shown above.               
 
  
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